You are such a fucking wanker.

And you know? I know who you are. From the Enquirer. Weren't you talked about before anyway? For something of the same reason? If all of that was really true, gods, get off your ass and do something about this shit instead of just complaining about it.

You don't see me just standing by, do you?

Be a man.

This letter's well on the way to it, but if you're going to capture your... lady... then grow some balls and kick this Seth guy's ass.