No, no, you got it all wrong. The sport itself's got nothing to do with killing anything--it's an underwater game, you score as many goals as you can in two five-minute halves--but the guys in charge of this place say they won't help me build a place to play it unless I "prove my dedication to the project" by defeating a bunch of monsters. Believe me, the fiends around here will kill you if they get the chance, and the "mayoral committe" is probably using me as some kinda pest-control, considering these malboros are damned tough, but....

Yeah. Game's got nothing to do with killing.